(And
she said)
If Jesus comes back on a Sunday
I'll be dressed and ready to
go
The dishes all done, the table all laid
And a big pot of beans on the
stove
I'll bet he'd like my friend chicken
He'd get to hear Brother Ben
pray
If Jesus comes back on a Sunday
Oh, won't that be a wonderful day
Verse
1:
If Jesus comes back on a Monday
I'll have all them clothes out to dry
Linens and longjohns and laceys
And no room for angels to fly
If Jesus
comes back on a Tuesday
Repeat Chorus
Verse
2:
If Jesus comes back on a Thursday
I might be washing my hair
And
I think that I would look foolish
Out flying around in the air
If Jesus
comes back on a Friday
I worry my poor heart might fail
If papa is down
at the cournthouse
To get Uncle Ray out of jail
Repeat Chorus
